Fondled by a Strange Woman

Yesterday I flew to Las Vegas for a job interview. Hopefully by Friday I'll be employed, one place or another. Anyway, I was at one of those snack kiosks at Oakland Airport, standing near the cashier so I could peer closer at the offerings. Have I mentioned my bad vision? Suddenly, and without provocation, she's got my earlobe between her thumb and forefinger and she's rubbing it.
 
I've always found earlobes to be quite sensual, and this was no exception, but at the same time, it was such an unusual event that it stopped me in my tracks. After a few moments she smiled and said, "Women like to cop a feel too, sometimes." And then she tried to sell me a newspaper.
 
How do you react to something like this? I'm not male model material, things like this just don't happen to me. I'm sure my wedding ring may account for that in some regard, but still... I wondered if maybe it was some kind of spy signal. "If a man stands next to you, fondle his earlobe and if he says the right passphrase, give him this package." Good thing I just wanted a Coke. Maybe she's with Homeland Security and she was swabbing my ear for explosive residues.
 
Anyone?


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