Me Want Coffee

From the eMusings mailbag:

ME WANT COFFEE

An Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a male buffalo dragged in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

:)


(my apologies to Native Americans)


Blog Tag: Humor