Finish What You've Started
From the eMusings mailbag:
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel...
Blog Tag: Humor
5 Comments:
Holy crap, Dave!
Lisa
This:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
Gave me anxiety.
Dang it. That was not me!!!! Holy Toledo. I swear I hit that button once. Maybe it's time to clean the crumbs and other misc. gunk from my keyboard. But before I do that, I'm going to lie down.
That's just too funny, Terri, considering the post. :)
Yep, and if you notice, not so "ha ha" funny. Ggrrrrrrrrrr
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