Kermit Had an Itch...


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Poor Kermit.
Snort! heehee!
Dave paces restlessly in his doctor's office as he waits for his radiology results. He looks up as his doctor enters the room.
"Have a seat, Dave. What I'm about to tell you might come as a big shock."
His doctor says this while holding an x-ray in one hand and kneading his chin with the other.
The camera zooms in and focuses only on the x-ray of Dave's head, which reveals numerous circuit boards, micro chips, hi-tech circuitry as well as some hay, a yo-yo, a slinky and two cooling fans.
As the camera zooms out, the doctor leans over his desk and prepares to give Dave the radiology results.
"Dave, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. Which would you like first?"
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