Bumper Stickers
I've got about three blog posts accumulated in my head, but I need to rest up from a rafting trip and a festival in western Oregon first. In the meantime...
From the eMusings mailbag, via my sister-in-law:
Bumper Stickers
17. Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
16. Impotence... Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
15. The proctologist called... they found your head.
14. Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
13. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
11. I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.
10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
8. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people
"Everybody But Me".
7. Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
4. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER:
1. Welcome to America ... Now speak English!
Posted by Dave Blog Tag: Humor
5 Comments:
Saw a funny one today:
"Visualize... using your turn signal!" LOL
I saw this on in Vegas:
The weather's here...
Wish you were beautiful!
LOL Thanks!
Those are good ones. BTW, your yard is looking great; lots of stuff in bloom.
Thanks! I think those were just wildflower seeds I scattered last year.
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