Venus and Mars

From the eMusings mailbag:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up.

The apples at the top think something's wrong with them, when actually they're amazing. They just need to wait for the right man to come along, one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp on them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!


Blog Tag: Humor