New Invention!
There's a new invention! Or, rather, there would be if I ever took one of my ideas and ran with it.
On the Furrygoat Experience, the blogger was talking about cellphones and laptops being used in bathrooms. Just one of the many times that people use technology, especially cellphones, in inappropriate locations.
I have an idea for a new invention. Know any venture capitalists? It would be a small device, probably the size of a keyfob, with a few sounds you can play when you press the buttons. Then, whenever you encounter someone using a cellphone inappropriately, you could sneak up behind them, hold the keyfob near their cellphone, and play the sound for the other party to hear.
Some ideas for sounds:
- a toilet flushing...
- a woman having an orgasm...
- a man having an orgasm...
- a cop's voice saying, "Hang up the cell phone; you're under arrest, pervert..."
- a voice saying, "Don't you hate naked people on cell phones..."
- farts and belches...
Have any other ideas? Know a good VC?
Blog Tag: Chatter
Posted 4/27/2006 01:03:00 PM
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On 4/27/2006 11:01 PM, 
Michelle said...
On 5/01/2006 4:24 PM, Candace said...
2 Comments:
Dave, you just tweaked my memory. The other month i took my daughter to an indoor playground. Whilst there, i went to the bathroom. I walked inside and someone was using the toilet. The door of the cubicle opened up and what looked to be a 2 yold boy came out. Mum, was sitting on the toilet doing her business AND banking transactions on her cell with the door wide open!!
She was taking a long time, but left the door open and the boy kept running in and out. When she finished, she stood up to correct her clothing, and came out! She nearly had a cow when she saw me standing there! I was more embarrassed than her ;)
whips, chains and heavy moaning...
Mom/Dad, save some of that insert-drug-of-choice-here for me.
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