23 Years in Prison

Our daughter came to visit this weekend. We picked her up at the airport Friday night, and dropped her off last night. We all had a great time. We went to Lava Lands, the High Desert Museum, the Da Vinci Code, restaurants and rock hunting. We collected a bunch of rocks and gobs of obsidian. I'll post pictures soon.

So, I know I haven't been blogging. Mea culpa. In penance, I give you this meme, called The Guilty Game...

1. Dated outside your race?
Guilty

2. Given a hickey?
Innocent

3. Gotten a hickey?
Innocent

4. Singing in the shower?
Guilty

5. Spit in someone's drink?
Innocent (ick!)

6. Played with Barbies?
Guilty

7. Made someone cry?
Guilty

8. Opened your Christmas presents early?
Guilty

9. Lied to a friend?
Guilty

10. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?
Innocent

11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?
Guilty (many times)

12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?
Innocent

13. Ate food that fell on the floor?
Guilty (10 second rule!)

14. Went outside naked?
Guilty (many times)

15. Flashed somebody?
Innocent

16. Mooned somebody?
Innocent

17. Been on stage?
Guilty

18. Been on stage naked or close to it?
Innocent

19. Been in a parade?
Innocent

20. Been in a school play?
Innocent

21. Drank beer
Guilty

22. Gotten detention?
Innocent

23. Been on a plane?
Guilty

24. Been on a cruise?
Innocent

25. Broken into a house?
Guilty (many times)

26. Gotten a tattoo?
Innocent

27. Gotten piercings?
Innocent (ick!)

28. Gotten into a fist fight?
Innocent

29. Gotten into a shouting match?
Guilty

30. Swallowed sea/pool water?
Guilty (ugh)

31. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
Guilty

32. Laughed so hard it hurt?
Guilty

33. Tripped on your own feet?
Guilty

34. Cried yourself to sleep?
Innocent

35. Cried in public?
Innocent

36. Thrown up in public?
Innocent

37. Lied to your parents?
Guilty

38. Skipped class?
Guilty

39. Cried so hard you threw up?
Innocent

40. Had more than five bf/gfs?
Innocent

41. Drank too much?
Innocent

42. Snuck out of your house to meet guys/girls?
Innocent

43. Been skinny dipping?
Guilty (many times)

44. Yelled at your parents?
Guilty

45. Stolen anything?
Guilty


Now put the number of guilty as ___ years in prison.




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