Dating Rules

"Hank's" Dating Rules for Guys, via Bend there, done that...

Rule 1: Always get a kiss on the first date.

Rule 2: Always trust your gut feelings about somebody.

Rule 3: No chasing her after three dates.

Rule 4: No shagging on the first date. If you don't get any after at most 10 dates, she's probably a transvestite.

Rule 5: Never take anyone's advice on dating, especially from married people.

Rule 6: Only go out with people who are already happy and only go out when you are happy.

Rule 7: Protect yourself at all costs, never let yourself be a punching bag, a soccer ball or a shoulder to cry on. When she's done, you'll get the "you're nice, let's be friends" line as she walks out the door.

Rule 8: Always play by your own rules and play like a champion.

Rule 9: Always make eye contact and show interest.

Rule 10: Make sure she likes to dance and go dancing.




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