New Govt. Seal (nsfw)

From the eMusings mailbag (thanks, C!):

New Government Seal

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!



Posted by Dave    Blog Tag: Humor