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  Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Blind Justice Spinoffs

So there's this TV show on American television about police detective Jim Dunbar, blinded in a shootout, who returns to work with his cane and his seeing-eye dog. Blind Justice, it's called. The show is doing well, and my sources have revealed that CBS is already planning spinoffs...


  • Art Pantilla, a sketch artist in Jim Dunbar's precinct, is a friend of Jim's who thanks his lucky stars that it was Jim and not he who lost his sight. In a tragic irony, the murderer identified by Pantilla's latest sketch escapes from prison, and his attack on Pantilla leaves him sightless. Tune in next year for the new series: A Brush with Death.


  • Wounded in the line of duty, Jake Spelunk is a dedicated doctor who doesn't let blindness keep him from his practice. Coming this fall, Jake Spelunk is... The Blind Proctologist.


  • Looking for love? Everyone will be watching the new series about Yancy Enta, a trained psychologist with a knack for matchmaking. Lack of vision doesn't mean lack of vision. Be sure and tell your friends about Love is Blind.


My source tells me that if these spinoffs are successful, they will be followed by new dramas about a deaf bartender and a mute politician.


Blog Tag: Humor

3 Comments:

At 5/11/2005 8:51 AM, Blogger Mary said...

Oh, these are good.

Lack of vision doesn't mean lack of vision.

Ha!

 
At 5/11/2005 11:34 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Lol. :)

Regarding "The Blind Proctologist", it's the smells that are the worst part of the job, not the sights. Maybe Dr. Spelunk (hee, hee...) would rather just lose his sense of smell. That would also avoid the increasingly common problem referred to as "the wrong hole." On second thought, never mind. Your way is much funnier.

 
At 5/12/2005 12:49 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

LOL, there won't be a shortage of politicians lining up for a guest role!

 

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