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  Saturday, May 07, 2005

A Dark and Feline Haiku

Lying in weight, there,
Lurk weapons of mass disgust,
Under the cat's tail.

 
Animation brazenly stolen
from GemmaK


Blog Tag: Chatter

6 Comments:

At 5/07/2005 2:07 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

It could be far worse,
Old people's diapers burst,
Glad you're not a nurse?

 
At 5/07/2005 3:09 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

I've put this week's nursing stories in Haiku form. I hope that they're not too sick.

"You Can't Fool Your Nurse"

Stay away from corn,
When clear liquids are prescribed,
Poop reveals all sins.


"Well, It's Still an Orifice"

Beware student nurse,
Enemas go in rectums,
Not the vagina. (sigh...)


"Nursing Ratios do Matter"

Old people will die,
If morphine dose is too high,
Narcan saves the day. (once again)

 
At 5/08/2005 2:07 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

Well now, this just confirms my theory!

 
At 5/08/2005 10:31 AM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

I'm glad I'm not a nurse.
I'm glad I'm not a nurse.
I'm glad I'm not a nurse.

What theory's that, Michelle?

 
At 5/09/2005 1:08 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

That Dave Goodman is fixated on "Pussies"!!

 
At 5/09/2005 7:30 AM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

lol!

 

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