A Dark and Feline Haiku
Lying in weight, there,
Lurk weapons of mass disgust,
Under the cat's tail.
Animation brazenly stolen
from GemmaK
Blog Tag: Chatter
Posted 5/07/2005 11:01:00 AM
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On 5/07/2005 2:07 PM, 
Melissa said...
On 5/07/2005 3:09 PM, Melissa said...
On 5/08/2005 2:07 AM, Michelle said...
On 5/08/2005 10:31 AM, dkgoodman said...
On 5/09/2005 1:08 AM, Michelle said...
On 5/09/2005 7:30 AM, dkgoodman said...
6 Comments:
It could be far worse,
Old people's diapers burst,
Glad you're not a nurse?
I've put this week's nursing stories in Haiku form. I hope that they're not too sick.
"You Can't Fool Your Nurse"
Stay away from corn,
When clear liquids are prescribed,
Poop reveals all sins.
"Well, It's Still an Orifice"
Beware student nurse,
Enemas go in rectums,
Not the vagina. (sigh...)
"Nursing Ratios do Matter"
Old people will die,
If morphine dose is too high,
Narcan saves the day. (once again)
Well now, this just confirms my theory!
I'm glad I'm not a nurse.
I'm glad I'm not a nurse.
I'm glad I'm not a nurse.
What theory's that, Michelle?
That Dave Goodman is fixated on "Pussies"!!
lol!
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