Longer Lashes

I've just gotta laugh at some commercials. Like the ones for mascara. They make it seem like thicker, fuller lashes are going to make women irresistible to men. Say what?

Most guys don't even look up that far. If it's not something from Victoria's Secret, it may as well stay secret. It's not like eyelashes are at chest level. And don't get me started on dandruff. Do you think any man would kick Heidi Klum out of bed because she had a few flakes on her shoulder?

And one more thing... perfume. When's the last time you saw a guy enraptured by the aroma of a beautiful rose? I'll let you in on a secret. Most guys don't fall for a floral scent. What you need to do is check out what guys really like. Maybe dab a little Budweiser behind your ear. Or, even better, some hickory smoke. If Calvin Klein was all that, he'd be selling a more macho perfume: "BBQ for Women. It's what men really want. Also available in beef or bacon."

I'm just sayin'


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