Sharks in a Pool

All of a sudden, Snakes on a Plane is more than just a small movie with good web buzz, it's being advertised and it's getting lots of press. Snakes on a Plane is just a movie combining two fears into one movie. Knowing Hollywood, they're already planning sequels and ripoffs before the movie is even on theater screens. After all, what's easier, coming up with a new idea or ripping off an old one? We're talking about Hollywood, here.

If there was a fly on the wall of a producer's office, and he overheard the titles for their upcoming movies, and then he flew to Central Oregon to tell me what they were, it might be something like this:

Upcoming Hollywood Movies

• Sharks in a Pool


• Bullies at the Dentist


• Hecklers at the Nude Beach


• Terrorists at the IRS


• Bombs in the Bedroom


• Global Warming in Saudi Arabia


• Your Daughter's Dating a Gang Member


• Wives with Credit Cards

Coming soon to a theater near you!


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