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  Thursday, February 01, 2007

Drummer Humor

Q. What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A. A drummer.

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pepperoni pizza?
A. Pizza feeds a family of four.

Q. What do you call a drummer without a girl friend?
A. Homeless.

A drummer was trying to learn to play the flute. He practiced for weeks and weeks and still couldn't get a good sound out of it. Finally, he decided that he was hiting it too hard with the stick.

Q. What do you do when a drummer knocks on your door?
A. Pay him for the pizza.

Q. What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A. You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!

Q. What does a drummer use for contraception?
A. His personality!

Q. What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
A. Put sheet music in front of him.

Q. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A. "Hey, guys - why don't we try one of my songs?"

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.

Q. What's the difference between a savings bond and a drummer?
Q. Someday the bond will mature and make some money.

Oxymoron - snare drum music.

Q. How late does a band play tonight?
Q. About half a beat behind the drummer.

Q. What's the first thing drummers do in the morning?
Q. Walk home.



From Synthesizers.com


Posted by Dave    Blog Tag: Chatter

4 Comments:

At 2/01/2007 11:14 AM, Blogger Jake said...

I've heard most of those, but there were a few I hadn't heard. Thanks!

 
At 2/01/2007 11:43 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Those were funny. Aren't you an occasional drummer?

 
At 2/01/2007 12:00 PM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

I was hoping you'd like that, Jake. :)

I'm a wannabe drummer, Melissa. I don't play in bands, just for my own amusement. All I can play are hand drums, because I'm unable to play an actual drumset. That would require being able to walk and chew gum at the same time, which I can't do. ;)

 
At 2/02/2007 2:36 PM, Blogger Candace said...

Dave

A friend of ours is a drummer and I'm hoping that he won't *beat* me to death for sending him the link to this post.

Your post might be a test regarding his sense of humor.

Rusty, our friend and I are having dinner together tonight and watching the Little Miss Sunshine DVD as well.

So, if you don't hear from me again soon, you'll know that he *snared* me and taught me how to march to a new rhythm.

Gotta love it. :)

Hugs and kisses, sweetie.

 

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