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Saturday, February 10, 2007A woman goes into labor and yells, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Can’t!”
She was having contractions.
Say No to Crack is having a short joke contest. There's some funny ones in there. 
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Posted 2/10/2007 12:00:00 AM
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A 90 year old man went to his doctor for his 3 monthly check up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90 yold said..."Things are fine, great, i have never felt better. I now have a 20yold bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor said, " I have an older friend, much like yourself, who is a keen hunter. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a hurry and picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared the lake he came across a very large male beaver. He then realised he'd left his gun at home but out of habit, he raised his cane, aimed at the beaver as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think about that?" The 90 yold said, "If you ask me , i'd say soebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver", the doctor replied...."My point exactly!!"
LOL
I was nowhere near his wife! I didn't do it. You can't prove I did it! ;)
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