Top 17 Bumper Stickers
From the eMusings mailbag, the top 17 bumper stickers that everyone wants to see:
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."
The proctologist called. They found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have any film.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everyone But Me"
Don't like my driving? Quit watching me!
If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!
And the top bumper sticker everyone wants to see:
Welcome to America, now speak English!
Blog Tag: Humor Blog Tag: Mailbag
Posted 3/31/2005 11:53:00 AM
L
On 3/31/2005 2:29 PM, 
said...
1 Comments:
Thanks. I had a good laugh. I wish that I could use some of these on my car. The problem is that with so many armed and crazy drivers in LA, my life expectancy would be measured in days, if not hours. Several of the bumper stickers would also apply to work, especially the last one. As much as I would like to say these things, I would prefer to be able to keep my job. Oh well, I can still dream.
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