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  Saturday, April 30, 2005

Bobby Yang Does Kashmir

Those of you who've been reading this blog awhile may remember my mentioning an amazing violinist named Bobby Yang. Recently I heard him perform live on KFOG, a local radio station, playing an incredible rendition of Led Zeppelin's Kashmir. If you like violin, if you like Led Zep, you'll like Yang's Kashmir. If not, there's always Muzak.

By the way, you can listen to KFOG too, by visiting their website and clicking the Click to Listen button. Ain't technolergy wunnerful?


Blog Tag: Links

Things I Hate About Saturdays

  Thursday, April 28, 2005

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...



Today, the peerless beFrank posted about the opening of a new hotel in Las Vegas. I read the title of the post, Two vast and trunkless legs of stone, the same title I gave this post, and knew instantly what it was he was referring to. It was poetry.

Until 9th grade, I was a shy, introverted bookworm interested mostly in science fiction and survivalism. I didn't have much in the way of friends. I wasn't much of a person. Then, in 9th grade, I had an English teacher named Wilbur Hanson.

Some people never get a teacher like Mr. Hanson. You poor, deprived souls. There are teachers too young and inexperienced to maintain order in a classroom or present lessons in a way that can be absorbed. There are teachers too old and jaded to think that they can make a difference, too bitter or disillusioned to keep giving their best effort. There are teachers, young, old or otherwise, who are good teachers, but simply follow the course outlines and teach their subject without connecting to the students, without having a major impact on those still-malleable personalities.

And then, there are teachers like Mr. Hanson, a gift from the gods, a teacher who makes learning exciting, who has a passion for his work and for life, who looks into the soul of each of his students, finds whatever flickers of spirit still thrive, even in the Los Angeles Unified School District, and nurtures those tiny sparks into flame.

"The child is the father of the man!"

That is what Mr. Hanson quoted one day. Did he tell us what that meant? No. He asked us what that meant. Made us think about it. Let us share our thoughts. Mr. Hanson knew that there are no teachers, there are only students. And he made us be students. I hope he realized that, while the child is the father of the man, that he, Mr. Hanson, was the father of the child. It was he who taught the child to raise himself to be a man. For that is what he did for me.

Mr. Hanson ignored my rough-hewn exterior, my shirking and shrinking from life, reached in with both hands and dragged me into the world. Showed me that I had things to say, and how to say them. He drew us all out, made us all friends, challenged us to help ourselves and the students next to us.

He taught us Shakespeare. He taught us Greek mythology. He taught us poetry. He taught us to understand symbolism. He taught us to use symbolism. He taught us.

He gave us Ozymandias, king of kings. Let us discover the hubris that power can infect a man with.

Thank you, beFrank, for reminding me of the profound debt that I owe Mr. Hanson and the other great teachers out there. Teachers like Homer, and Shakespeare, and Robert Heinlein.

And thank you, Mr. Hanson, wherever you are.


Ozymandias

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-Percy Bysshe Shelley
1792-1822



Blog Tag: Opinion

  Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Exploding Toads

Sounds like a new game at Chuck E. Cheese. Could Whack-a-Mole be replaced by Explode-a-Toad?

But, seriously. Amphibians are highly sensitive to water quality and other environmental factors, and now there's news from German scientists that over a thousand exploding toads died in a Hamburg pond. This bodes ill. At least they didn't rain down out of the sky.


Blog Tag: News

  Monday, April 25, 2005

You Can't Go Home Again

My friend Dave Rudolph often takes the same ferry I do. When we get to the city, he takes his bike to work, and I take the Muni.

This morning we were chatting and he told me a story about backpacking.

Dave had been on a grueling backpack in the Desolation Wilderness (west of Lake Tahoe), hiking twenty miles a day at altitude. The last day of the hike, Dave found that he had eaten all of his food except for a pack of chicken noodle soup mix and a slice of American cheese (American processed cheese food).

Dave cooked up the soup, looked at the slice of cheese, and thought to himself, "I should put the cheese in the soup!" He says it was the best soup he had ever tasted. It was the perfect soup, in the perfect place, with the perfect view. It's a memory he cherishes.

Free clipart from www.foodandhealth.comA couple weeks later, safely at home, he was wondering what to have for lunch, and decided to make the same soup, and even add the slice of American cheese food. His mouth watering in anticipation, Dave prepared a bowl of his perfect soup. He took the bowl to his table, sat down, and had a big spoonful. "It was disgusting!" he tells me.

The first time, he was hungry, he was tired, and his body was craving what the soup provided. From this experience, Dave says he learned not to mess with a perfect memory. He'd rather cherish it than try to recreate it and mess it up.

"Like seeing a bad sequel after a good movie?" I asked.

"Like reading a book, and having in mind what the characters looked like, and then seeing the movie," he replied.

I think the other lesson to be learned from this is, "Hunger makes the best spice."

Note: If you're not reading the comments to this post, you're missing out. ;)

Blog Tag: Chatter

Don't Take It Too Seriously

Some oldies but goodies (and some newies) from the eMusings mailbag:


Zen for those who take life too seriously:

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just do not have film.

29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

31. Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.

32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?

37. Just remember - if the world did not suck, we would all fall off.

38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


Blog Tag: Humor   Blog Tag: Mailbag

  Sunday, April 24, 2005

Pad Buns

From the eMusings mailbag:


For Lexophiles

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


Blog Tag: Humor   Blog Tag: Mailbag

A Bad First Date

Teenaged boys are strange animals. I know. I was one once.

One night when I was about 17 I met some friends at the (now-gone) Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour in Woodland Hills. I don't remember the reason, but I was wearing a full-head gorilla mask. I may not have had a reason, and certainly no sensible reason. Reasoning is something that teenaged boys seem able to survive without.

There was a cute blonde girl sitting nearby, whose name I've sadly forgotten, and being emboldened by my anonymity, I struck up a conversation with her. We chatted for a bit, and I asked her out on a date. To my surprise, she accepted.

Perhaps I should have given some thought to the fact that an unknown girl would date a guy in a gorilla mask, sight-unseen. Even if I had, I doubt it would have mattered. I was a teenage male.

We went on a date, without my mask, and it was a disaster. One of those nights where every conversation dies in the womb, and nervousness robs you of your last ounce of social grace, which I was sorely lacking to begin with. What does it mean when a girl likes you better as a gorilla?

I never saw her again.


One more story involving that mask...

I used to go to a place in the San Fernando Valley, now gone, called Zorba's the Greek, a restaurant that featured international folk dancing. It was not the kind of place I would have gone to on my own, but my friend Bal cajoled me into it, and I liked it, and we became regulars. It was there I met my wife. Great people, great music. I even learned some of the dances.

One Halloween, probably the same year as my ill-fated date, I went to Zorba's dressed in my gorilla mask and a business suit. Normally I wore jeans and tennies, not a suit and shiny shoes. I walked in the door, suited and gorilla masked, and Shelby, the woman at the register, took one glance at me and said, "Hi, Dave!"


I don't know what this all means, but my life doesn't seem to have suffered on account of it. Except, perhaps, some self-esteem.


Blog Tag: Chatter   Blog Tag: Halloween

  Saturday, April 23, 2005

New Toys

I know some of you read eMusings with a feed reader, and don't get to see changes to the web pages, and those who do read the web version may not have noticed some of the recent changes.

The page now displays any birthdays or events for the date viewed. They appear at the top of the page under the random quote, if there are any for the date viewed.

In the sidebar at the right, just under my profile, is a dropdown select box that lets you jump to the different sections of the sidebar.

The Search section is now powered by Google, and I've added searching by tags. There will be a delay between the appearance of a post and when Google knows about it, and I haven't finished tagging all the archives.

Below the previous posts is a new Recent Comments section, which displays the last ten comments that have been added to the main blog page. These only appear on the main page.

You can jump to different archives with a dropdown selection.

Word of the Day has been changed to Things of the Day, and now includes daily quotes.

And that's the news.


Blog Tag: Announcements

Music that Stirs

The radio was just playing Crosby Stills and Nash's To the Last Whale - Wind on the Water. That song always stirs my emotions. There are only a couple other songs that choke me up like that (thank goodness!): Cherokee People, by Paul Revere and the Raiders. Why Can't We Live Together?, by Sade.

For a list of my favorite songs (not recently updated), click here.

What songs make you choke up?


Blog Tag: Chatter

Fibber McGee's Closet o' Links

I haven't had a lot of free time lately, and I have this stack of links piling up in the corner threatening to tumultuously tumble down upon me, burying me in unposted links. Rather than responsibly referring to each one with a review and description, I'm going to "pull a Daisy" and simply spew them out with a brief blurb on their nature. Put your waders on.



That's all for now. But not to worry, I still have a pile in the closet. :)


Blog Tag: Links

  Thursday, April 21, 2005

A Confession

I have strayed.

Father, forgive me.

Back when we lived in Southern California, we had one of those electric crepe pans that were in vogue at the time, and I'd purchase crepe batter at the market and make crepes. I don't know what happened to that thing, but I haven't seen it since we moved. We also used to go to a restaurant in Woodland Hills called the Magic Pan, that made crepes, and they had a turkey divan that I just loved. But they, too, succumbed when crepes went out of fashion. I can't even find the batter at the store any more.

My hankering for crepes finally got the better of me, and tonight I made a batch of crepe batter, from scratch, and made crepes using our regular frying pans (nonstick Castalon). I'm sad to report the outcome of my do-it-yourself project. They were great. I hate that.

We have lots of kitchen gadgets. A breadmaker, a Cuisinart, fancy cutters and choppers and dehydrators, you name it. I'm a gadget freak. One of the gadgets I'm kinda fond of is our deep fryer. I like making deep-fried artichoke hearts, and donuts, and fritters, and funnel cakes (what our daughter at a tender age referred to as "yellow worms").

The problem with deep frying is that the stink fills the house, and it drives me crazy. So, the last time I made cream puffs, I decided to try an experiment. After covering a Silpat mat with blobs of cream puff batter (pate a choux) and putting them in the convection oven, I filled our smallest sauce pot with oil and made some fritters with the leftover batter. Again, I'm sad to report that they turned out great, and the smaller pot produced hardly any smell, which the fan was able to vent satisfactorily.

This is a bad situation. What's the world coming to when I can cook stuff adequately without the fancy gadgets I like? What a cruel state of affairs. I'm going to get kicked out of the Union of Gadget Heads for sure. You won't tell, will you?

At least I can take comfort in knowing that the cream puffs turn out better on a Silpat mat (a non-stick silicone sheet), without needing to be greased, and the bottoms of the puffs don't burn or stick at all.

I have strayed from the path of gadgetness. Woe is me.


Blog Tag: Chatter

You Know You're a Programmer When...

I was just tweaking the blog template, and I accidentally used the wrong symbols to comment out a section of it. I thought I'd list some other programmerisms:


You Know You're a Programmer When...

0. You comment HTML using /* */ instead of <!-- -->

1. You double-click elevator buttons

2. You misdial a phone number and look for the backspace key

3. You know your web address better than your home address

4. You check your email more than your snail mail

5. You want to stay up "just a while longer" instead of going to bed

6. You know perfectly well why the 21st century didn't start until 2001

7. You have to remember that when people say "or" they mean "exclusive or"

8. You get jittery if you haven't used a computer for over a day

9. You start lists at 0 instead of 1


Blog Tag: Humor

Cat Comedy

Do you ever do little comedy routines with your cat? We're always improvising lines for our cats. It's like they're always talking to us.

Wife (to cat): I need to wake up before I can feed you.
Cat (me): Why do you think I was stomping on you at 4 o'clock in the morning?


Blog Tag: Humor

  Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Blogger Hacks

I've added a Blogger Hacks web page to Chez Goodman, currently with three of the hacks I've done to eMusings. I may add more as the whim strikes me. Use at your own risk.

Speaking of hacks, I've just added a new feature to this blog. I can now display birthday greetings. If you're a regular visitor and don't mind sharing, please leave a comment with the month and day of your birthday. Thanks!

I love being able to customize blog pages. I want to be unique, just like everyone else.


Blog Tag: Announcements

A Strange Immortality

Most people, unless they have a presidential library dedicated to them or they've had a biography published, seem to just disappear after their death. But not bloggers and the guests who've left comments on their websites.

Once something has been published on the Internet, it has a good chance of being saved somewhere. For instance, you can view archived versions of my website on the Internet Archive Wayback Machine copied from a few of the hosts I've used: infoway.com, AOL and dkgoodman.com. Unfortunately, the archives don't have any web pages from my first web sites on The Source, CompuServe and Linex. However, I've copied to my current host an old homepage from when I was on CompuServe, which you can find here.

The comments guests leave here could be the only access the public has to their thoughts. Maybe someone should start a web site dedicated to archiving peoples writing, photography, art and music. Not web pages, just content. Perhaps they would be accessible to the public only after the subject has passed on, but prior to that they can continue to add material, and after the fact their heirs can contribute.

Just a thought, albeit a morbid one.


Blog Tag: Opinion

  Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Outsourced Offshore Software Sweatshop

Seems three pinheads got the bright idea to sail a ship just offshore in international waters and run a programming operation from it with non-U.S. citizens. As if the software industry wasn't having enough trouble already. Somebody do something! Please?

(via LAVoice blog, via Boing Boing)


Blog Tag: Links   Blog Tag: News

  Monday, April 18, 2005

Too Much Time on their Hands!

From the Too Much Time on their Hands Department, a blog about celebrities caught with their eyes closed: Blink O Rama.

And someone accused me of being OCD! ;)


Blog Tag: Links

  Sunday, April 17, 2005

Tricks of the Trade

For a while now I've had Tricks of the Trade on my list of feeds at Bloglines. Today's trick for the Fly Fisherman among you is both practical and disturbing.

If you're interested, you can see which blogs and other RSS feeds I read daily by checking out my blogroll at Bloglines. The list looks daunting, but the beauty of Bloglines is that it lets you easily read only those feeds which have new posts since you last read them.

Update: I really liked this Trick of the Trade for Nurses:
Patients will occasionally pretend to be unconscious. A surefire way to find them out is to pick up their hand, hold it above their face, and let go. If they smack themselves, they’re most likely unconscious; if not, they’re faking.


Blog Tag: Links

I'm Repeating Myself

I've been going through the eMusings archives, coughing from the dust, and I just noticed that back in September last year I had a post about the consequences of human longevity. When I posted about that earlier this month, I had no recollection of the earlier one! I'm too young to be having senior moments! Grrrr.

Did I mention that I'm repeating myself?


Blog Tag: Chatter

Why In The World Would You Use Verizon?

Great quote:

"Why in the world would you think your (cell) phone would work in your house?"
- Verizon CEO Ivan Seidenberg

(via Dan Gillmor, via The Furrygoat Experience)


Blog Tag: Opinion

Drunk and Crazy

I remember a time when people would walked down the street talking to themselves, and you'd just think they were crazy. And I remember a time when a driver who couldn't stay in their lane was assumed to be drunk.

Now, we just assume you're on the phone.

Isn't it strange that a device that's supposed to make us more sophisticated just makes us seem drunk and crazy? :)


Blog Tag: Chatter

  Saturday, April 16, 2005

Whales and Dolphins... Who Knew?

I was amazed today to read about a whale-dolphin mix giving birth to a female calf in captivity. (They call them wholphins!) I had no idea that dolphins and false killer whales could mate. Talk about getting some strange!


Blog Tag: News

Blogger Better

So I've been going back into the eMusings archives and adding tags to each post in the optimistic assumption that at some point I'll be able to use them to search posts with. I'm up to August of last year. It'll be awhile before all the posts are tagged.

Doing this, editing post after post, I've suddenly realized something rather cool. I'm successfully publishing one post after another! I remember a time in the not-too-distant past where it was hit or miss whether a post would actually publish or not. Between Blogger and my ISP I had to hold my breath every time. But of late, Blogger has been pretty durn reliable. Way to go, guys!

The other thing I've noticed, but I'm afraid to mention out loud, is how quickly Google is spidering my site. I can write a blog post and it will turn up in Google searches within a day or two. Scary.


Blog Tag: Chatter

Tagging Blog Posts

I love the way you can search for items by tags on Flickr and other web sites, so I'm going to be adding tags to all of my posts and I'll come up with a way to search for them.

I'm not sure yet what tags I'll end up with, but at this point I'm thinking of at least the following: News, Opinion, Announcements, Reviews, Images, Humor, Amusements, Links and Chatter.


Blog Tag: Announcements

You'd Better Be Right...

I saw a license plate frame today that I thought was amusing, regardless of your outlook:

If you're living as if there is no God...

you'd better be right!



Blog Tag: Humor

  Thursday, April 14, 2005

Venus and Mars

From the eMusings mailbag:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up.

The apples at the top think something's wrong with them, when actually they're amazing. They just need to wait for the right man to come along, one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp on them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!


Blog Tag: Humor

  Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Too Much Time on Their Hands?

Cool Flash animation of bubbles and butterflies dancing to music at Drift.

(Via Mind Hacks)


Blog Tag: Links   Blog Tag: Amusements

Gentle Thoughts for Today

From the eMusings mailbag:

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.


Did you ever notice:

The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL".

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice:

When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs".


Blog Tag: Humor

  Monday, April 11, 2005

Protection Money

From the AP, via the Seattle-Post Intelligencer, Electronic spying threatens Vatican secrecy:

The ban on cell phones and personal data organizers makes sense, security experts say, since they can be hacked and used to broadcast the proceedings to a listener.

"An eavesdropper can reach into those devices and turn on the microphone and turn it into an eavesdropping device," said James Atkinson, who heads a Gloucester, Mass., company that specializes in bug detection. "It's extraordinarily easy to do."


That's a rather flat, over-reaching statement, if you ask me.

I find this extremely difficult to believe. Either Atkinson was misquoted or taken out of context, or he's as bad as those people he warns about who will plant a bug to justify their performance, as mentioned here.

First, most data organizers don't have microphones, and those that do often don't have any connection to the Internet or phone system or are disconnected 99% of the time. Second, it's extremely difficult to plant software on a PDA unless you can get your hands on it, or somehow convince the owner to execute the installer for it, or somehow get the installer sync'ed onto the device. It can also be extremely difficult to learn the address of an organizer or its host computer so you can attack it.

Cellphones, on the other hand, are connected to the phone system 99% of the time. But even so, cellphones come in a variety of flavors, with different operating systems and capabilities. I'm not an expert, but I follow the news closely, and other than cellphones with Bluetooth, I've never heard of a cellphone that can be hacked remotely, unless you convince the owner to execute an installer you've sent him. Phones with Bluetooth can be hacked, but you generally need to be within 30 feet of the device, and the phone has to have Bluetooth running and it has to have a vulnerability you have the means to take advantage of.

In other words, 99% of the PDAs and cellphones out there are difficult or nearly impossible to hack without getting your hands on them or duping the owner. In any event, it's not "extraordinarily easy to do" or every script kiddie and his brother would be doing it.

(Thanks, Lisa)


Blog Tag: Chatter

  Sunday, April 10, 2005

Yet Another Avatar Generator



A cool avatar creator has returned: storTroopers.

(Via Boing Boing.)


Blog Tag: Links   Blog Tag: Images   Blog Tag: Amusements

  Friday, April 08, 2005

Life's Top 10 Greatest Inventions

New Scientist has a great article about Life's Top 10 Greatest Inventions. (Warning: Don't read it if you believe the Earth was formed in 7 days.)

I love the selections, although I think reproduction should be on the list, not just sex. Sex is a special case of reproduction.

One of the most interesting items on the list is Death. Where would we be without it? Up to our necks in ancestors who never had their wealth inherited. Think of the incredible advantage the elders would have. Where would we put them all? How would we feed them?

I think it's time we start writing our congresscritters. There should be a law that forbids the extension of life past 150 years. After the brouhaha over Terry Schiavo, I know this will be a hard sell. That's why I think we need to start now, before we actually have the technology and the politicians have written laws giving themselves free life extension as a perk of their position. We have to start now, while people believe it won't apply to them anyway.

Who's with me?


Blog Tag: Links   Blog Tag: Opinion

  Thursday, April 07, 2005

Isn't That Sweet?

I have really bad eyes. Without my contact lenses I'm pretty much blind. I've been like this since I was a kid. I've compensated for that with really good hearing and a good sense of smell. And at night, I often walk around without turning on any lights. Practicing to be blind, I guess.

Do you ever do that? Wander around in the dark? I did that tonight. Went to the medicine cabinet for some antihistamine, found the bottle by sense of touch, popped it in my mouth and washed it down. Turns out it wasn't antihistamine.

It was a sweetener tablet for coffee. Now yellowjackets keep following me around.

Okay, I'm kidding. It was sweetener, but it didn't feel right so I didn't take it. It was close, though...


Blog Tag: Chatter

  Wednesday, April 06, 2005

My Hometown

Matt Howie started a meme using Flickr and Google Maps to post a satellite photo of his hometown, then annotating the image with childhood memories you can view by moving the mouse over the photo's rectangular hotspots (notes).

Monkey see, monkey do (oooh! oooh!). You can see mine here.

I found a web page where people have left comments about living in the area.

Note: You don't have to use a satellite image. If you live in an area not found in Google's satellite images, you might find one in NASA's World Wind program, or you could just use a street map from MapQuest or any other service.


Blog Tag: Links

New Laws

I wish I may, I wish I might...

Whenever a new law is passed, two old ones must expire.

All new laws should have a ten year sunset, after which they expire automatically unless renewed.

All new laws must be easily understood by a reasonable person with a high school education.

Every law should be published on the Internet, with no access fee, easily found, and with commentary explaining the law and who should worry about it.

Any precedent used in a court case must be published on the Internet without any access fee, or it is inadmissible.

No settlement agreement should be allowed which suppresses information vital to the health of other people.

Programmers should be exempt from income tax. (Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?)


Blog Tag: Opinion

Oy Vey

For my Jewish friends, I extend this Passover Greeting, a funny Flash movie to the tune of Who Let the Dogs Out? A great piece of viral marketing for a book.


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  Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Things You Find on the Internet

Check out this funny blog by Grover (yes, that Grover, well, not really), funny lists of things.

(Thanks, Mary!)


Blog Tag: Links

  Monday, April 04, 2005

Google in the Sky, with Satellites

Wow. Google sure knows how to leverage technology. It's so cool the way they just keep raising the bar, offering more and more free (yes, free!) services over the web. Google maps, mondo storage with Gmail, and of course their search engine.

Hopefully you've already checked out Google maps. Now they've enhanced the service with a new satellite view you can get by clicking the right link. Now you can peek in your neighbor's back yard.

Update: Evidently, Google purchased the Keyhole satellite image vendor.

  Saturday, April 02, 2005

There are Two Kinds of People...

There are two kinds of people; those who categorize people into groups, and those who don't.

I'm one of the latter; I love systems that offer a way to understand someone by assigning a category to them, often by means of a personality test. In fact, I like just about any system of categorization (except astrology), and it both frustrates and amuses me when an item defies categorization. For the record, I worked in libraries for many years when I was younger.

In a recent study, the National Restaurant Association (yes, the NRA, I wonder how they feel about that acronym), determined that restaurant goers could be divided into one of four broad categories (from Let's Talk Business):


  • Adventurous diners are consumers who are most enthusiastic about trying new types of foods and ingredients. They are frequent diners who are "upscale," educated and more likely to live in urban areas.

  • Traditional diners are the least experimental and tend to live in smaller cities. They are often older, less frequent patrons who enjoy comfort foods.

  • Health-conscious diners are more concerned about what they eat when dining out. They make food choices based on health concerns as well as specialized diets such as vegetarian, kosher and high protein/low carbohydrate.

  • Carefree diners are the opposite of health-conscious diners and want to forget about eating healthy. These consumers are typically males under the age of 50.



When it comes to eating, I'm typically in the Traditional/Carefree category, although I can be adventurous at times. I'm quick to try a new restaurant, but slow to try a new dish. My wife, on the other hand, is probably a Health-Conscious/Adventurous diner. We have complementary eating habits and tastes.

Which are you?

  Friday, April 01, 2005

In the News Today

Oh, boy.

It's been reported that a Chinese man who loaned out a virtual sword in an online game, became enraged and stabbed the other man to death with a real blade when he found out the sword had been sold.

In other news, a man selling fishing lures displayed his wares by embedding them in the skin of a nude woman's back and posting the photo on eBay.

Meanwhile, down Texas way, a Houston cop and his partner have been reassigned while the department investigates the claim that one downloaded the photos on a cellphone of a woman he arrested, including nude ones, and the partner later called the woman and asked her out to a restaurant.

Finally, people who donated money to the parent of Terry Schiavo may discover that Schiavo's parents demonstrated their ethics by selling their mailing list of supporters to a direct-mailing firm. Schiavo's donors may find themselves being spammed by solicitors.

As you surf the web this fine day, you may find these and other stories circulating, stories that give you pause, stories that may motivate to stop and ask yourself, "Is this for real?" Then, with a chuckle, you remember that today is April Fool's day and dismiss all that you have seen.

It is with that in mind that I tell you, these stories have been posted in the last few days, and appear to be for real. And that, my friends, is the sad joke. On us.

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